Saturday 12th February 2011.

It was an evening of quiet meditation, a chance to reflect, and an opportunity to join together in soulful

contemplation. Later, there were readings from the sacred book of Noddy discreetly performed by the

SLADEST Choir led by the Reverend Andy Riley as wine was sipped and tambourines lightly shaken. Finally,

there was a collection to raise money for those that obviously couldn't afford to cover all vital parts of their bodies.

We are pleased to announce that the collection raised... one beer mat, a Tesco petrol receipt, a bent paper clip and

the very generous offer of a bed for the night.

Bless you.

Important Announcement:

Since creating this gallery it has unfortunately come to our notice that some of those

 depicted above may not in fact be real Employees of the church but that they simply dressed

as such in order to gratify some shallow personal need to fool the unwitting congregation.

Needless to say, an official enquiry is underway.

Thankfully, we have had no such reports concerning the Tarts.

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